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JESUS IS LORD OVER MACON
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THIS IS A BURGER KING TOWN
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ANTIQUATED VEHICLE - Stay back 100
feet and watch for falling parts! |
Former member Michael Vick Kennel Club
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If you can read this, you are too close;
and if I hit my brakes, I'll sue you
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GOD IS ONE OF THE ELDERLY
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
The weathers here, wish you were beautiful |
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I am a bomb expert... If you see me running, try to keep
up! |
WORK HARDER
(millions on welfare are depending on you) |
Support Mental Health
Or I'll Kill You
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HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN... BEFORE
HE ADMITS HE IS LOOOOSSSTTT
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IF YOU LIVED IN YOUR CAR
YOU'D BE HOME NOW
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Everybody IS talking about you,
and they all ARE out to get you!
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Never argue with a fool; Passers-by
may not be able to tell who's who
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I may be fat, but you're ugly...
and I can lose weight!!!
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HAPPY...
FOR NO GOOD REASON!
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I started out with nothing
& still have most of it left!
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I pretend to work.
They pretend to pay me.
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I LOVE CAT'S...
THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN!!
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BACK OFF--I'M A POSTAL WORKER
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If 10% is good enough for God, then why
isn't it good enough for Uncle Sam?
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If you don't like how I'm driving, don't
call anyone. Just get on a street that I'm not on.
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UPON THE ADVISE OF MY ATTORNEY THIS BUMPER
STICKER WILL MAKE NO STATEMENT
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Don't blame me...
I voted for Jeff Davis
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Avoid the Fuzz. Be a peach, buckle
up.
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Get off my bumper or I'll
dump my holding tank!
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HELL WAS FULL
SO I CAME BACK
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My child beat up your honor roll
student at East Lake Elementary
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I still miss my ex,
But my aim is improving!
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I have PMS and a Gun -
Any questions?
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DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND!!!
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If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk!!
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I'm more like I used to be than
I am now.
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Don't be sexist--broads hate that!
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If I'd been a horse they would have shot
me
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Fat Looks Better Tanned!
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Support The President.
Honesty, Integrity, Virtues Aren't Everything.
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Osama Bin Laden,
2001-2007 World Champion
Hide and Seek.
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Don't MAKE me violate my probation!!
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Hang up and Drive!!!
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Quit whining like a Yankee
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I try to live life in the fast lane,
but I'm married to a speed bump
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Support your local police!
(Officer will this sticker keep me from getting
a ticket?)
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There is an end to this tunnel
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See Life's Greatest Treasures
Visit a nursing home today
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STOP HONKING!!!
(I'm reloading)
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You're Just Jealous Because
The Voices Are Talking To Me
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The Earth Is Full -
Go Home!
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So Many Pedestrians -
So Little Time!
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If Progress Means To Move Forward,
What Does Congress Mean?
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If We Quit Voting
Will They All Go Away?
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He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
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Dyslexics Of The World
UNTIE!!!
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You!
Out Of The Gene Pool!
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I Haven't Lost My Mind,
It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
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